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Sunday, October 01, 2006

everytime im bored, i'll think of food and shopping.
it's like so automatic. hahahaa right now i feel like having my ock curry pufffsssss..
wahahhahaa despite having 3 ulcers, a swollen eye and feeling heaty, i jus cant help it. i think curry puff genes is in me ;)

have been staying hall for these past 2.5 years, and from my experience in various halls (10, 6, 14), ive seen so many weirdos:

1) some people from certain countries just cant close the door softly. for example the guy next door from country C. he stays beside ryan, not me. anyway the fucker likes to slam the door so much. and everytime he does that, the whole row of doors plus windows will shake. i get earthquake once in a while and well it's pretty exciting. i dunno whether to run for cover or not. RIIIIIIGHT. well u cant say im making a sweeping statement. those who encountered such behaviour from people of C pls raise your hand?! *counts* okay im blinded by the thousands of hands. put down please.

2) SINGAPORE IS VERY COLD? we have to bathe in HOT water even in the day? everyday i go and take a shower, somehow or what, the girl next to me will be blasting hot water. i think she wanna cook herself for supper that night. i dunno. but while im splashing cold water (right up to the max), the cubicle beside me would be doing the opposite. her hot water is so fuckingdisgustingly hot that i have to let my cold water run so as to neutralise the temperature. or perhaps shesh intending to cook my feet for supper. hows pig trotters for you babeh?! and these people are from a country that experience summer spring autumn winter kinda shit and they cant take singapore's temperature? too cold? knnbccb. go eat some grass.

3) guys who love shaking their legs in class. in queue. on the bus. in the canteen. maybe during sleeping? and i thought to myself, why would they wanna shake their legs? cuz i guess they want people to see their balls jingle. like jingle b(a)lls jing b(a)lls you know?! why do i say so? cuz they open their legs big big and shake, not show off balls then show off what fuck? they have nothing there except that two peanuts and a worm. like wanna shake then go somewhere else to shake and stop rocking the goddamn whole row of seats in the lecture theatre.

4) i saw a guy checking out gay porn in the school library at the computer terminals! OHMYMOTHERFUCKINGGOD! he was checking out nude asian gays with hairy kkjs and hot bods. okay the hotbods are pretty good but nononononono... the hairy kkjs have to go. i ask ryan "his kkj got stand?". ryan said no but he thinks later the guy will go pcc. like WTFFFFF! in the school library leh! cant he do it at home or in hall?!!!! URGHHHHH disgusting piece of shit. HE IS LOCAL. confirm guarantee plus chop. cuz he picked up a call and he sounded perfectly normal. bespectacled guy with short cropped hair wearing off-white knitted pullover--->>WATCH OUT!!! i had to shield ryan from his cuz if not he will be enticed by ryan's killer dragon perhaps. lol

5) although i have many more to go, but im making this the last one for the time being. it's like the most irritating issue (to me) and i must make a big fuss out of this one. the problem with people eating in the goddamn library is that they cant chew their food QUIETLY for nuts! like hello? i know your food is nice but it's not like you have to signal to pple you're fucking eating. i think they forgot their table manners. *you are supposed to chew softly at the dining table* and that doesnt mean you eat loudly when you're NOT at the dining table. and well that brings me to the next point, some C fuckers cant eat for nuts. they have to dirty the tables everytime they eat. it's a HABIT or a CULTURE? i dunno. you shuddup when your mouth is full please! and stop spewing all the rice and mashed up food on the table! EWWWWWWWW.

okay im finished with my crap and im going to reward myself with ock curry puffs already.

xoxo,amy5:39 PM

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