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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Is Da Vinci Code the movie a comedy?

Oh no no.. you guys must be wondering if im gonna go into more in-depth issues about da vinci code but im not. the reason why the title for this post is because i just came back from watching that film and the MARD who sat on my right laughed numerous times at scenes where nothing is so amusing. btw, MARD (some spell as MUD, MAD or wateverr) means malay beng. this son of a bitch is goddamn irritating and i feel like kicking his nuts but i doubt he has one. thats the reason why sometimes paying money to watch it in a public cinema is such a waste of money.

first, he shaked his leg thru out the film. probably he has ants on his legs he need to shake them off. secondly, he keeps laughing (like HAHA) at those scenes where probably langdon was shaving his beard or the old man was walking. totally ridiculous. perhaps he thought that the shaving cream langdon used is mayonnaise. knn one you know.. it's so disturbing and i feel like stuffing my shoe in his mouth to shut his crap up. and the worst? the last part where langdon and sophie parted, this asshole sorta whispered/chanted: " KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS..." LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? did he got into the wrong cinema or something? how shallow!! my goodness. this is an intellectual film. something towards a more serious context. he thought it's a what? comedy cum romance film where langdon is gonna fuck sophie in the church?! forgoddsake! it's totally OFF that a guy would think about "kissing" when the film right smack from the beginning to the end has not shown anything which makes the audience think that langdon and sophie are sexually attracted to one another. i guess that guy watched too much of a "hero saves the beauty" kinda show. for example: spiderman, kingdom of heaven, underworld etc etc etc.. all these shows end up with the male lead fucking the female lead. thats so damn typical.

and i bet the guy didnt even read the book. cuz if you have read the book, then you would have know that there was nothing between langdon and sophie. anyway i think the book is too intellectual for his taste. MARDS probably doesnt have much time reading books cuz all they do is style their hair, act punk/cool, play with their handphone and sing on the trains. im stereotyping them. YES im stereotyping them. who cares? we all stereotype ah bengs as well.

xoxo,amy12:27 AM

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