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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

the previous entry where i fucked ntu is gone. hahaa cuz ive decided not to waste space and write about fucked up ntu which the whole world knows.

let's talk about ilovechildren.org. i saw the commercials on tv about a month ago and i never see it on tv already. maybe cuz i dun spend much time watching tv. but ironically, i doubt sg adults have time to watch tv also. considering they have to work OT, come home eat fuck sleep. so no wonder the campaign is not contributing much because those who regularly watch tv are probably those housewives who already have tonnes of kids at home. bet they are cursing and swearing at the commercial. "WHERE GOT SO CUTE? MY KID IS A MONSTER! KNNBCCB BLUFF ME!"

so how does this campaign comes about? well, i think singapore has a high ranking on the world's oldest population. singapore everything also wanna fight for the top place in the world but surprisingly, this time round they wanna be humble. so in order to resolve this issue, government is now asking more singaporeans to give birth. but when you have more children and same amount of old people, there will be OVER-population. im staying in a 4-room flat now, soon my 4-room flat will become one living room, one bed room, one kitchen and one toilet. total 4 rooms right?! HARLOW! NO SPACE LAH!

and then singapore is so small, they keep asking foreigners to come in. give them scholarships and come here study for free.my cousin this year is 7 years old, havent even step into a kindergarten lor! this year supposed to be primary 2 already, now he is still trapped at home cuz why? the father got not enough money to let everyone in the family study what. my uncle is odd job labourer ley. got work no work government got care?they offer him jobs that pays $4 per hour? he has 4 kids and you expect him to raise his with $4 per hour pay? eat what? EAT SHIT ISSIT? wahhh.. last time say got bonus this bonus that, give birth can get money here money there.. all sorts of funny schemes. please lah, they only help you when your kid is 1 year old, maybe older already, they fuck care. anyway they have already achieved their aim --> which is to lure you to give birth. now the kid old already, cannot get rid also... so how? bo bian mah, die die also must take care mah. why government dun wanna use at least 10% of the money used for scholars on their own people leh? then come and say "we must upgrade ourselves and bring in more foreign talents"

and then ah i saw the manifesto 2006 by PAP. they say they are going to build more ITE to allow young singaporeans to pick up technical skills. (i forget which page already, you all go and see. confirm have) yeah singapore should build more ITEs. cuz they already foresee that in 5 years' time, perhaps 50% of undergraduates would be foreigners. Singaporeans can all fuck off to ITE and learn some technical skills so next time can work for the foreigners in the industry mah. you see ntu, so many foreigners, all high flyers, good for singapore economy. then i randomly ask some of them, "are you going to stay in singapore or go back to your own country?" some say "will stay and see how lor, if no good jobs then go elsewhere." and others say "of cuz go back my own country lah! my parents there leh!" SEE! we are helping other countries upgrade their own human resources while we neglect our very own people. thats what singapore loves to do. its like forking out money to make bombs and bomb ourselves. what the fuck.

if singapore wants more kids, there are two ways.
1) stop selling condoms.
people who wanna fuck, they have to give birth. or fuck when the girl has her red phelgm. so no pregnancy mah. but some say "stop selling condoms will have higher rate of sexually transmitted diseases". i say never mind, more people die, less people to come and crowd with me on mrt trains. HAHAHA
2) buy kids from china and india lor.
or buy from middle east, they everyday war here and there, the kids all very poor thing. i see already wanna cry. singapore government very nice one, will give them free food and shelter. no place to stay can stay under the linkways cuz singapore mps like to build linkways and shelters everywhere to attract people to vote for them. then kids from china, india and everywhere else can come together to create racial harmony. not bad idea right?

and perhaps, best solution of all, is to start a policy where the number of kids you have should be proportional to your monthly pay. for example, if you earn $30 000 per month, you should have AT LEAST 3 kids in your household. if you earn $50 000, you should have AT LEAST 5 kids. and if you earn $100 000, you should have AT LEAST 10 kids. so a typical minister in singapore should have 10 kids, since they earn $100 000 per month. correct or not? some more they are the ones who fret over the aging population issue, they should have a headstart and set a good example mah! and for those who initially has 30 000 but later got retrenched, then im sorry. you have to ask the government to pay you back lor. or if not you pass him your children to take care. cuz who ask them to want you to have kids but never make sure you stay on your job to support your kids ley?!

xoxo,amy6:19 PM

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