and theres no one here but me

Sunday, May 22, 2005

well today after work, dear and i walked past heeren and ard that area deres this Marie France Bodyline roadshow. and the TWO ladies was trying to pass me their pamphlets. ha. this shows to them, im fat. i turned towards dear and i asked him, "dear am i really fat?" and his ans is "no." okies i doubted his answer. (of cuz! bf always spk up for u right?!) and somehow this bothers me until juz now when i went to take a shower. i was thinking "am i really thattttt fattt??" and then i started to drift off to think of the many reasons why slimming is unnecessary for me. so here are MY reasons:

1. even if im REALLY fat, dear still loves me for who i am. so since ive got someone to love me, being fat or slim doesnt really matters aledy right?! and he dun even xian qi me for being fat den wats dere to complain?! he says skinny not nice to hug..haha flattering huh?!

2. tho ive 2.7kg of fats to lose (oh california fitness measured for me using their so-called "high tech weighing scale" which measures EVERYTHING), i find that im HEALTHY. ive got a high metabolic rate of 1433kcal, my arms and legs are proportionate, balanced water level in every part of my body, a high bone mass of 2.72kg, wats there to complain abt? at least i dun have flabby arms and thighs of aunties u see. i can run long distances, and i have no prob climbing up stairs or watsoever, so why must i sign up for a plan juz becuz i doesnt look that perfect on the outside? why these woman giving out the flyers have the right to JUDGE who is fat and who's not and who nids the program?

3. losing weight is not easy, which also includes losing weight in slimming centres r not easy too. u see them on tv, they hafa stop eatg this n that, muz take supplements, spend 1000s on those slimming programs etc etc. the diff between celebrities and normal pple like us is that these celebrities r SPONSORED by the beauty salons. we have TO PAY. u noe why after they go (lets sae) Cenosis and yrs later they still look slim? cuz fuckin hell we all noe they have to go back for maintenance right?! and all these r FREE cuz dey do advertising for the slimming centres! i know of someone who spent 2000 bucks in cenosis and shesh still as fat. why? bcuz she doesnt have the discipline to stop eatg certain things. so gurls! u wanna lose weight? deres no nid for slimming centres, u juz nid to have discipline to cut down on food intake and start running. u wun be able to see results unless u control wat u eat. everyone agrees? so long as i control wat i eat, i dun nid marie france. :)

4. paragraph 3 is for fat pple like me. but this paragraph is for slim people like some of you. yesh! stop being so paranoid. u're not fat! with a waist of 24/25, perhaps my wrist size is ur arm size and my arm size is ur leg size, theres really no nid to slim down anymore. YOU WILL LOOK UGLY W/O ANY FLESH. imagine sticks and bones walking ard singapore. EWW! c'mon ladies go for the curves than the straight figure. tone up ur bum! have a sexy and nice bum for guys to pinch than just having two flabs of skin ard ur bum. OUCH! poor guys. do let them have sumthing to hold on to yeah? and for god's sake stop thinking ur arms r flabby or wat. ITX NOT. u noe why flabby? cuz the SKIN is LOOSE cuz deres no attachment between the SKIN and BONE. which means YOU DUN HAVE ENUFF FLESH. slim arms are not equal to tone arms! for god's sake. u dun see atheletics have such bony arms do u? OF CUZ NOT! their arms r tone and BIGGGGGGG and NICEEEEEE. awwwww...

5. and ive got so many more reasons but ive got no time cuz i nid to make a phone call to my darling now. so pls remb gurls, if u're fat then lose weight. if you're not fat, dun keep pretending u're fat and irritate the shit out of ur fat frens. dun make them super demoralised. have a bit of heart and stop being sucha an arsehole by saying u're fat. oh gosh, how come an entry talkg abt fatness in the end drifted off to persuading skinny pple not to lose weight?! but anyhow, i shall f off from here. ADIOS. peace on earth everybody.

xoxo,amy10:46 PM

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